Friday, April 11, 2014

A Few New Releases

Sorry my lovelies, it's been a busy week and thus I've not had time to celebrate a couple things with you all. First off...


At long last my dears we get to see the beloved world of the Seven Kingdoms return to our silver screens at home! Now for those who have not had the chance to watch it yet (why haven't you watched it yet?!) I'm not going to spoil anything for you. No doubt the internet has already tried to, but I'm going to keep this blog pure... at least figuratively. Although, I do feel the need to mention a little article from DailyMail commenting on whether or not this new season has crossed some sort of line... Pardon my language but... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE FIRST THREE SEASONS?! And even thinking of this in comparison to the books makes the question all the more moronic. People, I hope to the gods that you don't need it spelled out for you that Game of Thrones is not a family friendly show! If you don't like it, change the channel and leave the show to those who aren't a bunch of hopeless pansies waiting for the happily ever after... 

Anyway, second off...


Yes, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is now on DVD and BluRay! We can all rejoice in the return of Legolas... even if he kind of acts like a dick in this movie. But at least he has the excuse of not having left Mirkwood in how many years? He hasn't met Gimli yet, hasn't learned that Dwarves can actually be a fun crowd to hang out with... and at least he isn't as crazed as his Elven King father, Thranduil... 

Time for us all to kick back and become introverts once again thanks to television.