Germaine Hates Tailgaters

Oh boy, can I relate to this. I despise people who feel the need to ride my ass while I'm driving. Especially when I'm already going about ten miles over the speed limit! I've already gotten rear-ended twice from stupid people who don't know how to pay attention while driving. And here's the kicker, both times, I was at a dead stop! Yeah! Ugh... people...

I'm Back!!!!! (Finally)

Hello all my little gothic darlings! I've missed you all so much! Please forgive me for being gone so long, but I only just now got internet access in my new apartment this very day... Verizon decided to take their sweet damn time figuring out how to install Fios out here... Anyway...

I return to you with yet another Foamy Double Feature! First in line is a subject that has been much talked about. And not always with the most common sense present either... Violent video games! Dun dun duhhhhhh! Yeah, we're still hung up on that good old excuse it seems. Yes, young children are all "monkey see, monkey do" but I would hope that parents are not stupid enough to allow young and impressionable children play such things without explicitly telling them that the things contained in the video games are bad! Seriously, how hard is it to parent your child and either disapprove of a violent video game and not let them play it or teach them the difference between fiction and reality?

And this other one is just for fun.
Warning: If you have an intense fear of squids or octopuses, are easily offended by sexual themes, etc. then why the fuck are you watching Foamy in the first place?