The Hobbit is on DVD!

It's here on DVD everyone! Grab your copies, curl up and enjoy the sound of Thorin Oakenshield singing "Misty Mountains Cold" in your own home!

Mayhem Lineup Revealed!!!!!

Oh... my... gods... you guys! This year is going to be nothing less than completely epic! The lineup has just been revealed! Feast your eyes my little gothlings and get pumped up for this summer!

We've got...

Rob-fucking-Zombie!

Five Finger Death Punch 

Amon Amarth and...

Children of Bodom!!!

There's plenty more awesomeness there, I'm just running out of space for all the videos! Get ready for some serious head-banging!

Foamy Chibisode!

P.S. I NEED A GERMAINE CHIBI PLUSHIE!!!!!!! LIKE NOW!!!!!!!

Calling All 90's Kids!

So I wandered on into Target today to go and pick up a couple groceries that me and my boyfriend had previously forgotten to get over the weekend. I'm wandering around with groceries in hand when I realize that Rise of the Guardians released on DVD. If you don't know how happy this makes me, go look here. While I'm over in the tech section looking at movies that I shouldn't buy, I happened to stumble across something that I never thought I would ever see again... 

And no, I'm not kidding. I saw the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers series on DVD! Now, this is what all 90's kids grew up on. Everyone had their favorite Power Ranger (Trini was mine) and we all rooted in high-pitched, badly pronounced cheers for them when they faced off against those classic villains like Rita Repulsa. And dear gods did it suck! No, seriously, think about it. That was one of those shows that you can only love as a child. Between the horrible effects, the corny fight-sequences, and the over-dramatized dialogue, there wasn't too much that was right with this show... And we all loved the shit out of it. I remember waiting until my mom was out of the house then switching the channel over to Power Rangers. Yeah it was a pile of karate crap, but that was what I lived for! Admit it, even you get nostalgic when you think about the opening theme song. You know the one... 

Never mind that the Yellow Ranger played a sadistic bitch that takes a tattoo gun to a dude's eye and winds up being thrown out a fifth story window in Crow: City of Angels or that the Silver Ranger now looks like this...

If you were a kid during the 90's this was the bread and butter of your television viewing experience. And now you can relive the whole sorry thing on DVD... aren't you excited?!

Germaine Talks Bod Mods

And no, this isn't going where you think it's going. This is more about the body itself and not piercings and tats. A little disappointing, but it nonetheless brings up a good point.

And P.S. corsets are awesome, why the hate for corsets?

Disappointment and Euphoria

Well, I had planned on surprising my little gothlings with the new lineup for Rockstar Metal Mayhem, but they're dragging their asses a little more than last year and we won't know who will be included until March...   Watch the countdown timer with impatience and pain. I know I will be...

On a happier note, we now can all enjoy the second season of Game of Thrones in our own homes any time we want! Which is good since we still have another month to wait until the third season comes out and shit really starts hitting the fan. Yes, I know what happens because I've read way ahead. No, I'm not going to spoil anything/make it easy on you and tell you anything -insert evil laugh here- 

So cry and then rejoice! 

Foamy vs. Dubstep

This time, Foamy turns his laser sights on a popular music genre. I honestly can't think of why most of dubstep is so freaking popular... *listens to a random pop music song* Oh... right... most people don't give a  shit when everything sounds the same anymore... C'mon people! I was able to figure that out by time I was 13! My mom forced me to listen to some Christina Aguilera song or other when she was dropping me off at school one day. The song mercifully ended and when asked what I thought about it, my exact words were, "She has a good voice but she's wasting it on crap songs that have already been heard at least five times over..." Yes, I can stand some dubstep, like Skrillex or Lindsey Stirling's dubstep songs, but the majority of dubstep that I hear sounds exactly the same!